“With you at the end of the world” if Bill Cosby talked about it.

So the world is endin’. Big kaboom. Skies are cracklin’, mountains are flippin’ upside down like pancakes, and I’m sittin’ there… with you.

And I says,
“Did you bring the emergency snacks?”
And you says,
“I thought you brought ‘em!”

Now listen—how you gonna face the apocalypse without snacks? You expect me to watch the whole planet explode on an empty stomach? That’s like goin’ to a movie with no popcorn, just doom!

We’re on this old escape pod, barely holdin’ together with duct tape and hopes and dreams, flyin’ through space like two raisins in a cereal box.

I says,
“At least we got each other.”
And you says,
“Well that’s nice, but I’d trade you for a grilled cheese right now.”

And I says,
“Well you better hope grilled cheese knows how to fix hyperdrives, ‘cause I’m the one keepin’ this rusty tin can from turnin’ into a cosmic toaster oven!”

And you laughed.
And I laughed.

And outside, the universe went boom, and whirrr, and ka-POW! like a Saturday morning cartoon.

But inside?

Just you, me, a busted ship, and the last half-stick of chewing gum in the galaxy.

The end of the world ain’t so bad—
long as I don’t gotta face it alone…
and maybe next time you bring the snacks.

The worst girlfriend was that bitch!!!! Her name is, I don’t even wanna mention her name. If you heard her name, you would be cursed.

Her name is Jessica. .

If you have “a secret you can’t tell anyone,” don’t worry no one gives a fuck. You don't care about what I'm doing, right? You don't give a shit also I don't give a shit. ✌️ peace.

Cramped room
I don’t know any non-cramped rooms. No matter how big your room is, cuz your small dick, small caliber and massive stingyness. I feel bad that you have to live like a Mr big shot.

約束だよ、絶対返すと言ったあいつは今ごろ何処にいるのかな？あの世かな？
　海外生活が長かった私がみなさまにお勧めする、引越しするまえに早めにやった方が良い事。アップルIDの国を変える準備な、コレ超有料級、宜しく